Dexter's Slice of Life Confessions

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Welcome to Slice of Life Confessions!
This is a blog for neat monsters to submit anonymous confessions about the show Dexter, its actors, and the Dexter novels.

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Dexter Morgan
Debra Morgan
Brian Moser/Ice Truck Killer
Rita Bennett/Morgan
Harry Morgan
Harrison Morgan
Astor and Cody
Lila Tournay/West
Arthur Mitchell/Trinity
Lumen Pierce
Maria LaGuerta
Angel Batista
Vince Masuka
Joey Quinn
James Doakes
Frank Lundy
Miguel Prado
Brother Sam
Travis Marshall/DDK
Professor Gellar/DDK
Louis Greene
Jamie Batista
Mike Anderson
Jordan Chase and crew
Hannah McKay
Isaak Sirko/Koshka Brotherhood
other

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Anonymous said: Why was Jonah not relocated by witness protection immediately after his safe location was discovered by the man he was supposed to be protected from?

So that episode could happen ;)

True though.

“I wish I knew exactly what Trinity did and said to Rita in that bathtub.”

“I wish I knew exactly what Trinity did and said to Rita in that bathtub.”

He didn’t really know everything though. It’s been a while since i’ve rewatched, but I think at that point he just thought Dexter was blackmailing him :/

He didn’t really know everything though. It’s been a while since i’ve rewatched, but I think at that point he just thought Dexter was blackmailing him :/

Well, with Brian he was staging a suicide.
With Lila, he was in a hurry to kill her and get out of Paris.
Miguel was set up as a Skinner kill, who didn’t leave people naked.
And with Jordan, they didn’t have all supplies on hand and were in a hurry. I don’t remember if Dexter actually needled him, or just choked him out, but if he choked him they would have to strap him down quicker, which would cut out naked time. Or maybe the straps didn’t cover as much as the plastic wrap does and Lumen didn’t want to see his doodle *shrug*

Well, with Brian he was staging a suicide.

With Lila, he was in a hurry to kill her and get out of Paris.

Miguel was set up as a Skinner kill, who didn’t leave people naked.

And with Jordan, they didn’t have all supplies on hand and were in a hurry. I don’t remember if Dexter actually needled him, or just choked him out, but if he choked him they would have to strap him down quicker, which would cut out naked time. Or maybe the straps didn’t cover as much as the plastic wrap does and Lumen didn’t want to see his doodle *shrug*

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